Delve deep into the roadkill of the A6195. Discover magpie-cop duo, Esco & Orrison. And prepare to shed tears over Barry Higginbottom's 'driver tizer'. In this relic from the future, robot voices recite the exhibition catalogue of 'Laughter in a time of mass extinction', the final work of one-man art collective What About Me?

Script: docs.google.com/document/d/1bXuCe…/edit?usp=sharing

Closing music: Every Second Darker by No Demons Here.

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No man had made it, that we knew. Not time enough, for it was the work of one night, and not even, but a minute, maybe less. Soft thunder that woke most who heard it as muffled cannon fire or dynamite down a mineshaft in their dreams.

A mysterious hole appears in Consolation, which soon draws in prospectors, charlatans, and other poor misguided wretches from all over Zobesland. Then one day, an even stranger stranger appears.

Written, produced and performed by Neil Fitzgerald (all copyright)

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A hit musical has the world's highest body count. Another darkly comic tale from Modern Gothic.

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A ballad in the key of 80s movies à la John Hughes. That's it. That's the pitch.

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Was Mahler's 9th Symphony inspired by a sighting of the eldritch abomination in the Atlantic Ocean in 1908? Can self-styled cosmic weirdo Cthulhu escape the logics of capitalism by starting an 80s tribute band, Great Dreamer & The Mediocrities? And just what the hell is the spine-chilling "incident" affecting Offalthropp?

Written, performed, recorded & produced by Neil Fitzgerald.

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Who shot Stan 'the Yeoman' Yeo? A devastating account of what really happened the night the stand-up comedian was gunned down on stage, which also provides an eviscerating look at the automated future of tomorrow's laughter.

Opening music: Black to Comms - Hotel Freund is used with kind permission of the artist in December 2017.

Credits to music and all sound effects used, as well as links to bands/songs/files, can be found here: docs.google.com/document/d/1gdm9d…/edit?usp=sharing

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When two of the world's most unlikely cultural commentators, Brian Hnnng and Goatie McWimaway, forge a rare podcast partnership, their seemingly inconsequential political punditry is life-changing for all concerned. Unmissable drama, hilarious off-shoots.

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SERIES FINALE! The waking nightmare life of Sir Kazuo Ishiguro and its enslavement to one of his characters.

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A failed attempt to ride the New Nature Writing gravy train with A Year In A Puddle.

TRIGGER WARNING: mention is made of 'Driver Tizer', 'hedge-porn' and tree fetishism.

Written, performed, recorded & produced by Neil Fitzgerald.

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Credits & Acknowledgements: All sound FX sourced on Freesound.org and are used under a Creative Commons Attribution license. For links to individual files, see link. The following sound FX are used under a Creative Commons Attribution license. All sound FX sourced on freesound.org. For links to individual files, see: docs.google.com/document/d/1Psou6…/edit?usp=sharing

Other music samples used under Fair Usage rights include:

Charley Patton - High Water Everywhere Pt. 1

Real Estate - Pool Swimmers

Das Rheingold - Prelude - Solti/VPO

End song: No Demons Here - Every Second Darker is used with kind permission of the artist.

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