Kesha should never be interviewed by old people. Lars and Eliana escape the Doomsday clock with the help of McCafes while Cioffi prepares the nerd revolt against the evil empire of Brent's monotone. Another episode of Cragslist Crap, helmed by local comedian Kate Frisbee, introduces us to Mojito, the time traveling Latin pool boy. Some people are getting depressed after watching Avatar. We make fun of them. Finally, who the hell writes family circus?

Peace and Love everyone, except to the hippies, f* you guys.