Moms and dads and good gore galore! We're talking the barely-bridled filicidal chaos of Brian Taylor's "Mom and Dad" (2018). Nicole dunks on idiotic critics. Topher does some ASMR. We both love Nic Cage now? That'll probably change on the next movie we watch from him. Statistically speaking. Listen! Watch! Maybe in that order!

Definitely SPOILERS here. Get on Hulu and watch it whydoncha?

Plus! Some footnotes!

*That* scene: https://www.vulture.com/2018/01/lets-talk-about-that-scene-with-the-newborn-in-mom-and-dad.html

Selma Blair interview: https://www.cinemablend.com/news/2299531/why-we-shouldnt-overthink-mom-and-dad-according-to-selma-blair

Reviews from idiots:

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/mom-and-dad-2018

https://observer.com/2018/01/movie-review-zero-stars-mom-and-dad-is-a-pointless-exercise-in-violence/