💥 What happens when you give your 84-year-old mom an edible and try to watch the Yankees?
She tries to fight Babe Ruth, snort coke with her Discover card 💳, and perform a full-blown Jerry Lewis impression 🎭. Naturally.

In this totally unhinged episode of Modern Day Man, Aaron & Dave spiral into drug-fueled nostalgia, neighbor conspiracies, and whether or not “mouth service” is just a compliment (or... something more 😳).

If you're new here — buckle up. If you're returning... that’s on you. 🚨

🧠 Dave microdoses his mom (legally… maybe?)
🤣 Aaron’s “legit” rub-and-tug tale
🎶 A drugged-out musical about buttholes & betrayal
👩‍🦳 A coked-up mom trying to call the school
👀 Creepy neighbors digging through garbage
⚾ Babe Ruth vs. Aaron Judge (according to a stoned octogenarian)

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