Halloween candy prices jump 11% as Ian splurges on $35 butterscotch skulls, Broncos crush the Cowboys for their fifth straight win while rocking the Orange Crush uniforms, Dolph Lundgren teases a Masters of the Universe return, AI assistants get exposed for misreporting news nearly half the time, a Thai man’s “junk enlargement” operation from a Toyota Corolla shocks the world, and 16% of Americans say they’ve seen a ghost—wrapping Halloween week in humor, nostalgia, and spooky reflection.