MONDAY NIGHT HORROR

Not that good. Really not that good. Not good at all. Pretty much just bad. This pile of cinematic dog crap would give David Gordon Green a erection, as it is shot in professional quality, but is poorly written, has no story, offers no payoff in the end, and wastes time with a lot of time jumping scenes that ultimately go no where and mean nothing. This one felt like the plug was pulled on it mid-production. The lesson to be learned here: Just because something becomes public domain, that doesn't mean it will make a great horror movie topic.

Mike and Mike are watching John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness. Not as good as Halloween, but still a decent watch. Dr. Loomis is now a deranged priest trying to help a group of college students stop Satan's return from mirror land. Maybe the best part was seeing old Donald chop off an innocent woman's arm and head, before pushing another innocent woman into hell and throwing an axe like an absolute pro.

Mike an Mike are watching The Monster Squad. Even though the story is goofy and the plot is virtually nonexistent, it is still a fun movie that brings generic versions of the Universal Monsters together for a campy, family friendly 80s movie.

Mike and Mike are watching Are You Afraid of the Dark? Specifically, they are watching Season 2 Episode 9, which features Nosferatu the vampire terrorizing movie theater employees while the infamous Dr. Vink cackles like a turkey. Enjoy a short episode, as the next one will be another full length movie.

This week, Mike and Mike sit down and talk about their own personal experiences with ghosts and the paranormal. They talk about the various haunted houses in which they've lived, the ghosts that they have encountered, the the overall strange shit they've seen that has turned them into the very normal people they are today.

Merry New Year and Happy Christmas horror fans. For the holiday season, Mike and Mike were unfortunate enough to watch this movie. A murderous, trans-gender Santa Clause roams a neighborhood of unskilled actors having sex on Christmas Eve, and proceeds to cut off every penis he/she can find...at least now that the holidays are over, the guys can go back to choosing any movie they want. Keep an ear out for some discussions and shorter episodes, as well as some much better movies.

An alien creature crash lands in a toy store on Black Friday and begins turning the shoppers into killer zombies while a small group of employees try to survive, before confronting a godzilla sized turkey monster...Not Mike and Mike's finest moment, but not the worst movie ever. Bruce Campbell and a few good chuckles make about 29 seconds of this movie worth watching...almost.

Mike and Mike are watching John Carpenter's The Thing. They'd make fun of it if they could but its a quite a good movie. They've decided that they are going to take turns choosing movies each week. This week was Mike's turn, which means Mike will pick next week, and then Mike will pick the week after that and so on...

Because it's almost Halloween, and the guys have already done a 2nd viewing of Halloween 2018, they have decided to once again watch Halloween Kills. Everyone can let out a sigh of relief, as Mike and Mike will definitely NOT being doing a re-watch of Halloween Ends. There is only so much crappy cinema that 2 guys can take.

The guys are back with a vengeance, and watching a modern horror movie that is sort of a fun combination of Phonebooth and Scream, with a little slender man thrown in. Not THE SlenderMan - just a man who happens to be a little on the slender side. Now that the guys are back, be on the lookout for new episodes on a more frequent schedule.