Bart and Norma discuss catching last week's zoo monkey kidnapper, "I'm not hiding a body, just cooking meth!" (spoiler: he had both), Jenners loving the headlines for the weirdest things, and it's totally fine when conservatives THINK OF THE CHILDREN obsess over what's going on in children's underwear (WHAT?!) as well as making it blatantly clear they don't understand scientific theory being difference from Scooby Doo mystery-solving theories!