Thanks to TheSomeGuy16 for naming this episode! The Nobodys are back in action for Season 3, and we’re running for our lives from Tegu Lizards and green, methed-out hillbilly creatures.

Why is trash street-wear so expensive? How much meth would you need to smoke to fend off green aliens in the cornfield? Are the blue people from Kentucky really the Blue Man Group? Is Survivor the best television show of all-time or is Alone the realest? What in the heck have we been up to during this extended break?

The answers to all of these questions and much, much more, all in tonight’s hillbilly hailstorm of an episode!