WARNING: This is not the swamp from your childhood memories...

This week for our plunge into the world of monster romance! In the first half, we discuss a monstrous approach to love. From the history of monster romance to why we could most definitely be convinced to smooch a Kraken, we break down why these creatures have us in a chokehold.

Then, if you've ever been on a date and thought to yourself "what a monster", we put that to the test with a round of Monster vs. Man: a game where we debate who would make the better first date—creatures of the night or mere mortals in your dating apps?

In the second half, we get down and dirty with Get In My Swamp by G.M. Fairy, a spicy Shrek retelling that's got us looking at Shrek in an entirely new light. We unpack the logistics of ogre romance, unexpected steam, and how exactly to make out with an ogre (hint: it's impossible).

This episode is not appropriate for younger audiences, our literal parents, or anyone who wants their opinions of Shrek to remain unaltered.

Book: Get In My Swamp

Author: G.M. Fairy