Mason and Meg unravel the gripping saga of the internet's most lovable new celebrities — Moo Deng the hippo and Pesto the Penguin. Who are they? Why are they famous? And most importantly, WHERE can we buy their merch? Then, we dissect a listener's dream in which the streets of LA inexplicably morph into purple goo. And finally, we take you on a riveting, improvised guided visualization involving a cruise chip, dirty martinis, and a towel sculpture.