We summon a demon! Our incantation is VERY sucessful and resurrects the ancient being known in common speech as "Grit". He's pretty chill.

 

The News:

https://www.quantamagazine.org/star-swallowing-black-holes-reveal-secrets-in-exotic-light-shows-20180808/

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/14/colorado-school-district-slashes-mondays-begins-4-day-school-week.html

https://www.npr.org/2018/08/16/639149643/researchers-figure-out-how-to-break-spaghetti-into-only-2-pieces