Tonight, we will visit a lonely second-hand electronics store. It was once the center of a criminal conspiracy that came close to destroying the ruined village, and its situation has not improved much since. The management has been replaced by a member of the River Road crew known as the Professor, who has a reputation for being the most sober member of the drunkest group in town. Assisting him is the Craftsman, who is in charge of repairing the electronics.

            However, the craftsman used to be the notorious Turkey, a pedantic little shithead who was once at the center of the very conspiracy the store is trying to leave in the past. This was the same Turkey who created the two ventriloquist dummies that became possessed by an angry ghost. It all worked out in the end, but it could have just as easily gone wrong. Unwilling to abandon his past folly, the Turkey has devised a way to animate corpses. Shockingly enough, the River Road crew does not oppose this course of action. Indeed, the protectors of the ruined village just don’t seem to care.

            So our Professor finds himself alone in a den of madness. Corpses stumble around him as the sickening turkey man needles him into signing invoices for the materials he is using to ruin the village again. The only rational course of action for this man of reason is to abandon the village once and for all. Yet this plan is interrupted by the arrival of an old enemy, who is about to become the best friend he ever had. Provided, of course, he is able to survive their first endeavor.

            This tale contains corpses animated via electronic implants and a person being pistol whipped. It also contains descriptions of government corruption, incompetence, and nepotism. Furthermore, it contains violence beyond the pistol whipping, medical horror, occult themes, and a surprising amount of profanity. Listener discretion is advised.