For tonight’s tale, we join Sachiko as she rides the bus to meet with her colleague. Since she is a snake deity, every interaction she has with the human world is strange to her. So she puts in the effort to understand the humans around her and the nature of their actions. Doing this enables her to move about amidst the humans largely unnoticed. Yet on this bus ride, she encounters something too strange for even this ruined village. For on this bus, she happens to look at the passenger in the seats next to her. When she does, she finds herself looking into the face of Chico Marx.

            She quickly deduces that this is not the real Chico Marx. Nobody in their right mind would think it was, after all. Furthermore, it is obviously more of the silly bullshit she has to deal every time she comes to this ruined village. So she contacts her colleague the professor, to listen to his learned opinion. The two of them decide that the asshole wearing the face of Chico Marx is none other than the man with the printed face. He has changed his paper faces for faces made of flesh, and the two of them want to find out how he did it.

            They soon find themselves at the game center that once acted as the gathering place for the cabal that kept the faceless man in a prolonged state of drugged servitude. They also find a large amount of artificial flesh that was shoved into a copy machine for some stupid-ass reason. They trace the flesh back to the inner chamber of the tunnel complex that runs beneath the village. It is there that they find one of the architects of the gruesome spectacle they stumbled upon. Weary of living in a constant state of uncertainty, Sachiko takes it upon herself to end this nonsense. She steps forward and reminds these stupid-ass humans why they should mind their manners when elevated folk are about.

            This tale contains references to the Marx Brothers, Charlotte Brontë, and Rodney Dangerfield. Moreover, it contains themes of medical horror, mutilation, violence, and gore. As if that were not bad enough, it contains profanity. Listener discretion is advised.