Today's podcast is brought to you by Rico Suave's "Mooseknuckle Pants." Finally, a pant that really shows off the jewels. Scotch discusses the benefits of castration, a story about a shifty woman's attempt to get free labor, Joe Exotic's quest for manly romance and more. We wrap it all up with our regular Stupid Criminals and Random Facts segments and call 'er good. You in? Then buckle up and have a listen.

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