Hey! Hey you! Look up! This week, Stephanie and Melissa buckle all of us into their intergalactic school bus and dive deep into * the stars *. We're talking astrology. Tune in as Steph discovers her Taurus Moon and finally forgives herself for loving nice bed sheets. Mel realizes her Virgo Moon explains her entire personality... and her mom's. Plus, they debate whether Leos are absolute garbage people (oop!) and celebrate the legendary diva Walter Mercado. Hot tip from Steph: Look up your enemies' birth charts. You're welcome. Con mucho, mucho... amor!

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Good morning! This one's for anyone who knows the often-fresh hell of having to get a kid ready in the morning. It's also for the former kids. So I guess, this one's for everyone! This week, Stephanie and Melissa tackle the chaos of getting kids ready ("Why is no one readyyyy?" - Miranda Priestly). Join our girlies as they discuss the wild world of putting orange juice in cereal, tantrums, charts and cold Pop-Tarts eaten at the bus stop. Leave this episode with this nugget of wisdom from Mel's free-wheeling son: "F*ck your chart, that chart can't tell me how to live my life." You go, little man.

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Come on in, class is about to start! Did you bring your emotional support water bottle? This week, Steph and Mel dive into the wild work of workouts. Tune on to hear what keeps them moving, what makes them quit and why heavy weights actually are actually the One True Answer. Spoiler alert: Sometimes a 70-year-old silver haired queen wipes the floor with you in pilates class and that’s SIMPLY gorgeous motivation to keep at it. Let’s Get in Shape, Girl!

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Titties. Tatas. B00bz. Bazoingas. The ancient Romans thought big breast were grandmotherly, the 90s brought the Victoria’s Secret Industrial Complex and now? We’re just out here in our optional cutesy mesh bras era letting it all hang out, per se. This week, Stephanie and Melissa get into their very personal, very different Journeys of the Boobs! From ballet heartbreak to breastfeeding disappearing acts to the itty bitty titty committee, this episode has it all. Plus: The inside scoop on Rosa’s huge knockers on Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the joys of bra shopping with your mom, knowing when to retire your bras (yes!!! there's a timeline!! oops!!!), a tip for the non-cis listeners on their own bub journeys AND a reminder to get yer mammograms. Dense boob-havers, this one's especially for you.

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Today, Lisa (27) asks our girlies how to stop feeling left behind. While all her friends are in the getting-married-and-buying-houses stage of life, she’s…not. Steph and Mel dive right into this familiar topic, with Mel tackling the dreaded “compare and despair” and Steph sharing why Oscar season can bring on the blues for her. And have you heard about the hedonic treadmill?! Plus:That one time Steph cried in Rosa's wedding dress on the set of Brooklyn Nine-Nine thinking she'd never get married IRL (married Brad at 38, had Roz at 40!). TLDR: There are no rules, there are no timelines, and we're all gonna die.

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Welcome back! Tune in today as pod listener Leanne from Singapore asks: “What is your PERFECT bag?” Spoiler alert… it doesn't exist. As Steph so eloquently puts it — it's like searching for the Ark of the Covenant out here. Nevertheless, this week Steph and Mel dive into their bag dos and don’ts. From Steph's trendsetting gingham smiley face tote in high school to Melissa's 2004 Coach bag (Now considered vintage. TF?!), Latine superstitions about bags on the ground (controversial take ahead) and the joy of pockets and keychain hooks. Featuring: Living on the edge by putting open, full coffee mugs in totes, a genius safety pin hack for storing jewelry and why backpacks make Steph feel like the little turtle in Robin Hood. Plus, a thrilling “What’s in your bag?” reveal.

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Welcome back!! Look over here!! This week, Stephanie and Melissa dive into the art of observing. And it is an ~art~. People watching, eavesdropping, reading the room. This all takes skill and practice — and our girls? They're experts. Tune in to hear why Steph's favorite spot to people watch is the TSA line (where people might possibly show their truest selves) and Melissa confesses her staring problem. Featuring: Accidentally staring at Rami Malek's crotch on set, the sacred Parisian art of flaneurie and a thespian inquiry into Julie Louis-Dreyfus's Little Kicks. See you on the promenade!

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Come on in and have a seat! Cute outfit! Can we take your coat? This week, Stephanie and Melissa dive into the wild world of Going Out to Eat. On the menu today: Steph's first Big Restaurant Memory (unlimited shirley temples at the Flying Dutchman in Texas, hello?!) and grand tales from Melissa's Sizzler Phase when she'd eat anyone under the table. Plus — the ladies open up about the intricacies of the LA food scene and the skill needed to eat a whole fish. (Mel's very Cuban mom will only leave an eyeball, props.) Afters at Olive Garden! First breadstick's on us.

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At the risk of too many feels and future tripping, the ladies tackle Nostalgia this week. Ah, nostalgia — the bittersweet art of looking back. First, Stephanie opens up about her meticulous ephemera box and why it makes her cry, then Melissa shares about Brooklyn blooper reels, finally and they both reminisce about Stephanie's wedding day. Plus! The neurological power of music in youths and five tips to buck up and transform yearning into hope! Ugh, we miss this episode already!!!!

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Welcome back to More Better! This week, Stephanie and Melissa tackle………………………….waiting. From passive waiting — (traffic (ugh), lines (UGH) — to active waiting — contracts (chop chop!), jury verdicts (she’s innocent, your honor) — to the torturous ambiguous kind — (when will my reflection show who I am inside?). Steph shares her new practice of putting her phone down to be present, while Melissa explains long shipping times to her son, like the olden times. Featuring: leaning boards and corset dress nightmares, napping like a vampire on set, Victorian patience vs. Amazon instant gratification, racing raindrops on bus windows and the whimsy of hand-written letters.

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