If we don’t write a proper description, WE could be going home.

If we don’t keep beating a dead horse, WE could be going home.

If we don’t avoid saying things that could be considered slanderous, WE could be going home.

If we don’t stan a middle-aged woman and/or psychoanalyze her, WE could be going home.

If you don’t start the episode and we don’t end this bit right now, WE could be going home.

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin