Having taken on everything from national holidays, to girl bands, to toilet paper rolls, Nico unleashes another epic rant about a staple of American culture: the Olympics. Listen as the greatest complainer of all time tells you to ignore this century-long tradition, along with (the slightly overrated) Michael Phelps. How's that for some clickbait!? P.S. Apologies for the horrible pun...and the clickbait.

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