Ella Langley has announced that her sophomore album will be out on April 10th, we are all surrounded by beige, 2025 was a "meh" year, Denise Richards and her estranged husband are battling over her OnlyFans money, Sydney Sweeney has a new lingerie line out, Andy Dick seems to believe that this time around in rehab is different, Hardy recalls the first time he heard "My Favorite Country Song" on the radio, we announce the "Sylvan Learning Center Teacher of the Week," we play "Beat the Toaster," and we review some Gen Alpha slang.