Hello hello! Just your couple of friendly morons here to talk to you about a bit of football, a bit of hyper-masculinity, a bit of football media and then a bit more football when we're really meant to be wrapping things up.

Running order today is:

* Chelsea - Manchester United - Mourinho (again...)

* Manchester City as a phenomenon

* Is Bernardo better than KDB? (Nico goes all clickbait on us)

* Something about LeBron (I forget what)

* Issues with hyper-masculinity. Jon tries to argue around using the language but then realises he's being ridiculous.

* How do you operate within the football media whilst also having high standards about how the media should operate?

* Back to football: Ross Barkley? N'Golo Kante? Wtf Chelsea's midfield...

* Arsenal: lol

Enjoy!