In a week in which Jon and Nico didn't watch any football, they bring you a podcast that mentions a fair bit of football...

Look out for:

* Con(n)or McGregor and the UFC

* Alexis Sanchez is bad

* Ronaldo vs Messi? Why has no one pitched these two together before?

* A film that Nico watched but Jon didn't

* Jon killed Neil Armstrong

* Any other business