We feel somewhat obligated to cover the literal remakes, reboots and legacyquels of movies we cover. It's a new thing, please forgive the sloppy formatting. We'll figure it out by Space Jam (or like ranma 2/3 )

Anyway, Mark is back to describe every scene in the new Mortal Kombat and forget the word "arcana." Spoilers for all things MK, and also for Monster Hunter. You can also check out Mark's podcast, "Make that song now", unless you're a coward.