Real quick, listeners: Ever wonder who it was, like, forever ago Alfredo said he ACTUALLY works for? Remember that? Me neither, of either.

But f'real, after the vicious attack by Betty Duke, Senator Kaufman has found himself incapacitated and laid-up in Marbleton General Hospital, face unrecognizable under the layers of bandages, trying to get a moment of peace to plan his next move.

Little does Kaufman know he has surprise roomie joining him; Mortimer Duke! 

Yes, the prodigal twin brother of Randall, and beloved uncle of Thomas Duke, AKA The Villainous Alpha-Bat, has come to Marbleton under ridiculous circumstances, and finds himself in Marbleton General Hospital under equally (or greater-ly) ridiculous circumstances.

Will Kaufman be able to conceal his identity from Mortimer? Or will Mortimer outsmart him?

Bearing in mind Mortimer is a Duke, I think you can guess.

Enjoy! 

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