Just got nose surgery and it really cramped my style

Lyrics:

It's Mother's Day again

We're always on the mend

Somehow, I'm the one who's old and fat

I hope it's alright your grandkids are cats

Lyme disease is a real pain in the ass

I'm glad you're not sour about it

That was a pun; there's more where that came from

... I'm thinking, just give me a minute

It's Mother's Day again

It happens now and then

I feel exceedingly unprepared

But I need you to know just how much I care