Bashir flops and croaks, Kira blows her top, Quark is on his knees, and everyone is hoppin' and skippin' all over the place in this bizarre trip through whatever they were smoking back in the 90s.

Podcast theme music by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Transistor.fm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.