This one is misnamed, y'all—it's a movie MAXI! First, we read our Owl Post, in which you geniuses weigh in on wizard technology, Boggart biology, theories of art, Roman lunatics, and Lebron James. Then we delve into the absolutely beautiful but possibly nonsense third movie. Dumbledore gets recast, Snape is Number 1 smoke show (Draco is a close second), Hermione steals the show, Sirius chews the scenery, and a strange new Gryffindor bursts onto the scene with a couple of truly eerie lines. Plus, my god, Emma Thompson is a treasure.

Next episode's chapters: The Riddle House, The Scar, and The Invitation (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire!)

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