From the dawn of time we came, moving silently through the centuries...

Waitaminute, this isn't Highlander. 

This week the guys review The Old Guard, starting nerd babe Charlize Theron. Join us as we ramble through this comic turned Netflix exclusive film full of immortal badassitude.

When a group of immortal mercenaries discovers the first of their kind in two centuries right on the heels of a major betrayal, a race against time begins to prevent them from being exposed and experimented on. 

There, told ya I could do it. And look at that, it's even a single scentence.