Choo choo bitches, it's time to hop on THE POLAR EXPRESS! Steve is showing the, essentially, Tom Hanks special to Al and returning special guest Sam Phillips (The Wedding Singer episode, @Sammer_Bammer_ on Twitter and Instagram/Sam Phillips on SoundCloud). Does the animation creep out Sam (yes)? Does this movie feel like they were trying to make a kids' book longer (yes)? Is this a holiday classic (yeah probably not)?