Kindergarten or some form of first-school-experience is almost universal on the planet in 2023. I had the pleasure of talking to my great nieces, twins Halia and Kaya Dalager in Las Cruces, New Mexico after a February day of kindergarten at Hillrise Elementary. In the room were also their grandmother, great grandmother, and their great aunt. Suffice it to say I had some help with follow-up questions. I went to Kindergarten 54 years ago, and most of it sounds pretty familiar, except maybe not the Go-gurt. See what you think?