MP029 – “Pastoress: Whosoever Believeth” by Bret Norwood

Happy Fourth of July, monsterbators! Today we offer up another installment of the cassocked killer from beyond the stars, only known on Earth as the Pastoress! In "Pastoress: Whosoever Believeth" by Bret Norwood, we see how Naomi is dealing with her nocturnal encounter with the weird. Check out episodes 12 and 23 for previous installments of Pastoress!

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Music:

"The Zahir [Monster Porn Theme]" and "Ravens [Pastoress Theme]" by Bret Norwood.

"Yankee Doodle" performed by the U.S. Navy Band

"Stars and Stripes Forever" performed by The U.S. Army Band

All apologies to the United States Armed Services for involving you in this.