Today's monster: the merdmaid!

Sometimes you find a diamond in the rough. Sometimes you find a diamond in the shit. Sometimes you find a mermaid living in the wastewater treatment plant. Sometimes you fall in love. Monster Porn Podcast hits on paranormal romance in this heart-warming and nose-plugging episode.

The story: "The Merdmaid," or "When Life Gives You Shit, Squeeze and Make a Diamond"

Featuring Cassidie Cummins as Beatrice.

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MP004 – “The Merdmaid” by Bret Norwood

Sick Fiction is packed with as much good stuff like Lovecraftian horrors, world-ending nightmares, soul-crushing dystopias, barbarians, dead things, tentacle monsters, human hands, and heartwarming Christmas stories as a teddy bear stuffed full of fingernails. Join us as we ride the titan robot pig demon into the apocalypse once a month with original fiction you can never forget. Never. It is forbidden. This is the home of Pastoress, Starbat, and whatever that shadow is with the three spires on its head that keeps showing up.

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Contents:
The Strands of Kurikoo by Matt Cummins……………….00:07:27
The Werewolf's Wife by Bret Norwood…...................00:32:54



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2 – The Strands of Kurikoo, The Werewolf’s Wife

Welcome to Sick Fiction. Same spirit, fresh flesh.



Contents:
Pastoress by Bret Norwood...................00:04:10
Trailer in the Mist by Matt Cummins....01:09:50



The best way to show your support is to rate and review on your preferred podcast app! 



The Zahir (Theme Music) available on Youtube (and soon Apple Music, Spotify)
Bracelets / Pale Flowers available on Youtube, Apple Music, Spotify
youtube.com/@norwoodsong



sickfic.com
sickotron@sickfic.com



Stock Sound FX / Foley via FreeSound.org:
sandyrb
timkahn
estefaniabonnin
inspectorj

1 – Pastoress, Trailer in the Mist

"In the dead of night, on the far side of the Earth, one man searches tirelessly for what was taken from him..."

A Podcast that I Used to Know

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Happy Halloween!!! We're back with some surprise blue super moon monsterbation for your All Hallow's. In "The Embiggening" by Matt Cummins, a boy who thinks himself weak makes a wish that weak things can be strong...but the wish proves a little vague. BUT FIRST: sex robots, candy corn, and sexy sexy heads of rock star hair!!!

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Godspeed and Happy All Hallow's, monsterbators!

MP004 – “The Merdmaid” by Bret Norwood

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