In a dark hotel room, a young woman dressed like a priest waits with an open duffel bag at her feet, and a silenced pistol in her lap. They say that if you see the Pastoress by night, despair, for you have wandered far, far beyond salvation's reach.

Today's Story: "Pastoress" by Bret Norwood

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