Surprise bonus episode! Monster Porn brings you "The Horror at Kulbalat" by Bret Norwood, a short horror story about some people in a cave with a box that hasn't been opened in three thousand years. What's in it? Cobwebs? Folded linens? Your childhood legos? Waffles? Definitely waffles...and glory. But mostly horror.

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Be sure to check out our last episode, our vampire double feature for more Halloween romance--I mean horror. Geeze, sometimes I get the two confused.

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