What’s up Mind Poison Universe? How about that Big Game - and how about those commercials! My sides and knees hurt from being split and slapped. And the ones that told us that these are hard times, but we’re all in this together, and the company is good because they reminded us of that fact? I got kind of emotional at those, I gotta say. Don’t wanna cry around the boys, but still… Anyways, hope you got some tasty apps in your belly and no one got food poisoning (or worse!) at the big party. Here we go, more Mind Poison coming at ya - Mark and Jesse present a barn burner this week as they discuss Click-Bait Ads, Police Sketches, and How Many Baseball Caps is Too Many. Happy Palentines Day, all you pals out there!

MPP126: There Should Be More Alans.

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Well, all good things must come to an end. And things like Mind Poison do too. I mean really, the saying just should be “things must come to an end.” But it’s time for Mark and Jesse to hang up the headphones - we present to you, the Final Episode of Mind Poison. The Boys of Summer throw on the headphones one last time to reminisce about the Times that Were. Good times, good times. A lot of shows would have something special planned, or have some greatest hits. But instead, we’ve got… technical difficulties. Fitting, really. Try not to tear up as we look forlornly at the empty studio and turn down the lights for the last time.

MPP147: My Beautiful Friends, The End

Don’t you think you’ve had enough of those dang Olympics by now? Why don’t you take a freaking break from International Handball or whatever and try some Mind Poison on for size? I mean, Savannah Guthrie and Mike Tirico aren’t going to fill you in on all the hot topics like Mark and Jesse will… topics such as the Monastic Lifestyle. Like the SI Swimsuit Issue (hey, SISI - you think that’s on purpose?). Topics like Using Your Phone Too Much. If we could do it all again we’d probably talk about the Olympics, but you know how it goes.



(PS - If you missed the joke - Savannah and Mike are hosts of the Olympics this year… in case your brain’s been rotted from too much Water Polo!)

MPP146: Space Forever

[vogue, strike a pose, etc.]… Look, I’ve been there - I know it’s hard to pay total attention with the flashbulbs constantly going off in your face. But keep one eye on the runway and one eye over your shoulder, because a couple of newly-minted fashionistas are hot on your tail. That’s right - Mark and Jesse are getting into the fashion game. (Seriously, there’s a disturbing amount of T-shirt talk in this one.) Also in this episode: the Mavens of Mind Poison talk pre-space Richard Branson and the MLB Home Run Derby.

MPP145: Little Dickie B. and the Boys

From IMDB: An employee is determined to have a day off from work, despite what his boss thinks of that. Sounds like a good one! On this episode of Mind Poison, Mark and Jesse talk about Big Changes at Subway, some Hot New Reboot Ideas, and the 4th of July (a week or so too late).  Plus, they throw their hat in the ring for the Host opening at “The View.” Hope you’re listening, Lincoln Square Productions!

MPP144: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off From Work

Well, here it is. A day late and a dollar short. Actually… a day late, and *so* many dollars short. It’s getting pretty grim over here, if I’m being honest. But anyways, a belated Mind Poison is better than no Mind Poison, right? In this episode, Mark and Jesse get into Local Carnivals, Billionaires in Space, and the Sad State of the World. Plus… the worst conspiracy theory ever.

MPP126: There Should Be More Alans.

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