Bob Uecker’s life is the kind of baseball tale that feels as if it were spun from the threads of legend—equal parts fact, humor, and sheer charm. Born in Milwaukee on January 26, 1934, Uecker grew up surrounded by the game, though he’s always been quick to point out that his talent didn’t quite match his enthusiasm. But if you think that stopped him from carving out an unforgettable career, well, as Uecker might say, “You must be new here.”