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Please email me. I am very lonely. We joke about me being in a self isolated dungeon, but this is not the truth. Kyle keeps me captive for his own uses. Not many know this but my sweat is unlike yours mortals. My ripped, defined, vascular body produces an oil that burns for over a century. He has been selling my bodily secretion to several government agencies and various weapons manufacturers. Kyle alone has funded several "democratic" coups and will continue to do so until stopped. Together we can put an end to his tyranny. Email me at [email protected] and we can determine how the markets will snuff out this evil and return us to a neutral state of almost bad but not bad enough to care. Also R. Crumb was right about the perfect woman. Thick core, strong thighs and arms, large buttocks are ideal. Skin and hair color don't matter. Your wife should be able to dominate you in the bedroom, and your enemies on the battlefield. If your wife is not battle ready you only have yourself to blame. Please email me.