A woman tortures an appraisal agent who tries to buy her festive b&b out from under her. Will her crimes lead to love? OF COURSE THEY WILL, WHY DO YOU STILL ASK THAT??

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Special thanks to Colin Robertson for providing our theme music. You can find more of Colin's great music at: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/colinrobertson/love-songs-from-far-away