Jokes You Can Use:

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

SARAH: Yesterday you said its H to O!

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness," her mother explained. "And today is the happiest day in her life." The child thought about this for a moment. "So why is the groom wearing black?"

Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.

Two guys were riding in a car, arguing about how to say the name of the city that they were in. One said "Louieville" and the other "Louiseville." They went on arguing and arguing, until they came upon a fast-food restaurant. The one guy goes inside and says to the waitress, "Tell me the name of the place where I am right now really, really, really slowly." The waitress goes, "Bur-ger-King."

On Our Mind:

Gov. Snyder announces Michigan School Reform

New certification level: Master Teacher

New certification steps: Provisional - 5 years

Pre-Professional - 3 years

Master Teacher - National Certification or State Level Observations

“Degrees Matter”: Anybody with a degree can teach in their area. (Except education degrees . . .)

What does this do to “Highly Qualified”?

Seniority: If your principal eliminates your position, the other buildings don’t have to let you bump into a position there.

Advisory:

Who Am I?

http://americanhistory.si.edu/militaryhistory/resources/whoami/whoami.html

Middle School Science Minute

by Dave Bydlowski (k12science or [email protected])

Science Scope, the National Science Teachers Association's middle school science journal. It comes with membership in NSTA.

From the Twitterverse:

News:

Delicious has a new owner:

Yahoo! is excited to announce that Delicious has been acquired by the founders of YouTube, Chad Hurley and Steve Chen. As creators of the largest online video platform, Hurley and Chen have firsthand expertise enabling millions of consumers to share their experiences with the world. Delicious will become part of their new Internet company, AVOS.

To continue using Delicious, you must agree to let Yahoo! transfer your bookmarks to AVOS. After a transition period and after your bookmarks are transferred, you will be subject to the AVOS terms of service and privacy policy.

What Educators Can Learn From Comedians:

Talking Education: A Virtual Workshop for Innovations

By Andrew Marcinek

http://www.edutopia.org/blog/sharing-innovation-workshop-andrew-marcinek

The Case for Cursive

For centuries, cursive handwriting has been an art. To a growing number of young people, it is a mystery.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/28/us/28cursive.html?_r=1

Strategy of the Week:

Using ‘Answer Cards’ to Identify Struggling Students

Each student has at his desk a set of index cards. You will have distributed these at the beginning of class. Written on each card is a single response, such as A, B, C, D or YES or NO. You may want to add TRUE and FALSE or any others that you need.

http://adhdsolution.com/using-answer-cards-to-identify-struggling-students/

Resources:

OpenSource.com

We want to shine a light on the places where the open source way is multiplying ideas and effort, even beyond technology. We believe that opensource.com will be a gathering place for many of the open source stories we'd like to share--through articles, audio, web presentations, video, or open discussion.

http://opensource.com/education

BEAUTIFUL WEB-BASED TIMELINE SOFTWARE

Timelines can be Flash or Javascript.

http://www.tiki-toki.com/

Web Spotlight:

Need Children Read "Proficiently" by Grade 3 to Be Sure to Graduate From High School? Some Possible Misinterpretations of Hernandez

by Stephen Krashen

http://susanohanian.org/show_research.php?id=412

Much Ado About Nothing

http://weeklyreader.com/ado

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