Hey girlie! Long time no chat. Are you tired of your terrible 9-5? Do you wish you had a job where you were your own boss and controlled your own hours? Do you want to allegedly make a shit ton of money per month selling bullshit products that no one actually wants to buy? Well then boy do I have a business proposition for you! Hop into the passenger side of our Mary Kay pink Cadillac as we drive through all the bullshit Multi-Level Marking Schemes (MLMs) try to sell you.