Jason Arriola, Vanessa Cahill, and John Lucero are watching the only movie Square Pictures managed to get out the door in its brief history? Is it so bad that it warranted assigning Hironobu Sakaguichi to the corner office so he’d not do any more financial harm to Squaresoft? Tune in and find out!

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Our theme song that’s far too good for the material we cover was composed by Megan Carnes. Since the music here is forgettable, we avoid Phantoms ripping our spirits out of our bodies while listening to “Battle on the Big Bridge” from Final Fantasy V by Nobuo Uematsu.

Movies Ranked

1. Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie / August 6, 1994
2. Mortal Kombat / August 18, 1995 (live action)
3. Street Fighter / December 23, 1994 (live action)
4. Pokémon 3: The Movie: Entei – Spell of the Unown / March 29, 2001
5. Pokemon: The Movie 2000 / July 17, 1999
6. Pokemon: The First Movie / July 18, 1998
7. Super Mario Bros. / May 28, 1993
8. Double Dragon / November 4, 1994
9. Pokemon 4Ever / July 7, 2001
10. Art of Fighting / December 23, 1993
11. Battle Arena Toshinden / 1996 
12. Ninja Gaiden / November 22, 1991 
13. Tekken: The Motion Picture / January 21, 1998
14. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation / November 21, 1997 (live action)
15. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider / June 15, 2001 (live action)
16. Street Fighter Alpha: The Movie / April 26, 2000
17. Super Mario Bros. : Peach-Hime Kyushutsu Dai Sakusen! / July 20, 1986
18. Samurai Spirits 2: Asura Zanmaden / December 22, 1999
19. Sonic the Hedgehog / May 31, 1996
20. Samurai Shodown: The Motion Picture / September 8, 1994
21. Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins / April 11, 1995
22. ZOE: 2167 IDOLO / March 1, 2001
23. Fatal Fury: The Motion Picture / July 16, 1994
24. Wing Commander / March 12, 1999 (live action)
25. SIN: The Movie / October 24, 2000