Ah yes, another Uwe Boll joint. Is there anyway there’s something salvageable buried in this movie? I mean, Ben Kingsley, Michelle Rodriguez, Billy Zane, and Michael Madsen are in it. Can they possibly elevate something this horny into something watchable? And alas, another Michelle Rodriguez gone.

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Movies Ranked

1. Resident Evil / March 15, 2002 (live action)
2. Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie / August 6, 1994
3. Mortal Kombat / August 18, 1995 (live action)
4. Street Fighter / December 23, 1994 (live action)
5. Rampage / April 13, 2018
6. Pokémon 3: The Movie: Entei – Spell of the Unown / March 29, 2001
7. Pokemon: The Movie 2000 / July 17, 1999
8. Resident Evil: Apocalypse / September 10, 2004 (live action)
9. Pokemon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew / July 6, 2005
10. Pokemon Heroes / July 13, 2002
11. Pokemon: The First Movie / July 18, 1998
12. Super Mario Bros. / May 28, 1993
13. Double Dragon / November 4, 1994
14. Pokemon 4Ever / July 7, 2001
15. Art of Fighting / December 23, 1993
16. Last Order: Final Fantasy VII / September 14, 2005
17. Sakura Wars: The Movie / December 22, 2001
18. Battle Arena Toshinden / 1996 
19. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider – The Cradle of Life / July 25, 2003
20. Doom / October 21, 2005 (live action) 
21. Pokemon: Jirachi – Wish Maker / July 19, 2003
22. Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within / July 11, 2001
23. Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys / July 17, 2004
24. Galerians: Rion / April 24, 2004
25. Ninja Gaiden / November 22, 1991 
26. Tekken: The Motion Picture / January 21, 1998
27. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation / November 21, 1997 (live action)
28. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider / June 15, 2001 (live action)
29. Street Fighter Alpha: The Movie / April 26, 2000
30. Super Mario Bros. : Peach-Hime Kyushutsu Dai Sakusen! / July 20, 1986
31. Samurai Spirits 2: Asura Zanmaden / December 22, 1999
32. Sonic the Hedgehog / May 31, 1996
33. Samurai Shodown: The Motion Picture / September 8, 1994
34. Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins / April 11, 1995
35. ZOE: 2167 IDOLO / March 1, 2001
36. Street Fighter Alpha: Generations / October 25, 2005
37. Alone in the Dark / January 28, 2005
38. Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children / September 14, 2005
39. Fatal Fury: The Motion Picture / July 16, 1994
40. Wing Commander / March 12, 1999 (live action)
41. SIN: The Movie / October 24, 2000
42. House of the Dead / October 10, 2003
43. House of the Dead II / October 14, 2005