Jason Arriola, Vanessa Cahill, and John Lucero are joined by Nadia Oxford from the Axe of the Blood podcast and USgamer for our 50th episode!

How do you make a slow-life game into a 90 minute movie? We wish the people responsible for this movie had figured that out. Instead, Nadia helps us get through the meandering pace of this movie.

Nadia wrote about Kirby being Nintendo’s elder god (this comes up in the episode), and you should read about it! Nadia is also on Patreon and her wonderful writing deserves a look!

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Theme song composed by Megan Carnes.

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Movies Ranked

1. Resident Evil / March 15, 2002 (live action)
2. Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie / August 6, 1994
3. Silent Hill / April 21, 2006
4. Mortal Kombat / August 18, 1995 (live action)
5. Street Fighter / December 23, 1994 (live action)
6. Rampage / April 13, 2018
7. Pokémon 3: The Movie: Entei – Spell of the Unown / March 29, 2001
8. Pokemon: The Movie 2000 / July 17, 1999
9. Resident Evil: Apocalypse / September 10, 2004 (live action)
10. Pokemon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew / July 6, 2005
11. Pokemon Heroes / July 13, 2002
12. Pokemon: The First Movie / July 18, 1998
13. Super Mario Bros. / May 28, 1993
14. Double Dragon / November 4, 1994
15. Pokemon 4Ever / July 7, 2001
16. Art of Fighting / December 23, 1993
17. Last Order: Final Fantasy VII / September 14, 2005
18. Like a Dragon: Prologue / March 24, 2006
19. Forbidden Siren / February 9, 2006
20. Sakura Wars: The Movie / December 22, 2001
21. Battle Arena Toshinden / 1996 
22. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider – The Cradle of Life / July 25, 2003
23. Doom / October 21, 2005 (live action) 
24. Pokemon: Jirachi – Wish Maker / July 19, 2003
25. Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within / July 11, 2001
26. Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys / July 17, 2004
27. Galerians: Rion / April 24, 2004
28. Ninja Gaiden / November 22, 1991 
29. Tekken: The Motion Picture / January 21, 1998
30. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation / November 21, 1997 (live action)
31. DOA: Dead or Alive / September 7, 2006
32. Pokemon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea / July 15, 2006
33. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider / June 15, 2001 (live action)
34. Street Fighter Alpha: The Movie / April 26, 2000
35. Super Mario Bros. : Peach-Hime Kyushutsu Dai Sakusen! / July 20, 1986
36. Samurai Spirits 2: Asura Zanmaden / December 22, 1999
37. Sonic the Hedgehog / May 31, 1996
38. Samurai Shodown: The Motion Picture / September 8, 1994
39. Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins / April 11, 1995
40. ZOE: 2167 IDOLO / March 1, 2001
41. Bloodrayne / January 6, 2006
42. Street Fighter Alpha: Generations / October 25, 2005
43. Alone in the Dark / January 28, 2005
44. Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children / September 14, 2005
45. Fatal Fury: The Motion Picture / July 16, 1994
46. Wing Commander / March 12, 1999 (live action)
47. SIN: The Movie / October 24, 2000
48. House of the Dead / October 10, 2003
49. House of the Dead II / October 14, 2005