Jason Arriola, Vanessa Cahill, and John Lucero are checking out a movie that is at least in the same ballpark as the source material. Hitman is more like a Bourne movie than a Hitman game, but at least the delightful Timothy Olyphant is in it (even if he is a bit miscast).

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Movies Ranked

1. Resident Evil / March 15, 2002 (live action)
2. Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie / August 6, 1994
3. Silent Hill / April 21, 2006
4. Mortal Kombat / August 18, 1995 (live action)
5. Street Fighter / December 23, 1994 (live action)
6. Resident Evil: Extinction / September 21, 2007
7. Rampage / April 13, 2018
8. Pokémon 3: The Movie: Entei – Spell of the Unown / March 29, 2001
9. Pokemon: The Movie 2000 / July 17, 1999
10. Resident Evil: Apocalypse / September 10, 2004 (live action)
11. Like A Dragon / March 3, 2007
12. Pokemon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew / July 6, 2005
13. Pokemon Heroes / July 13, 2002
14. Pokemon: The First Movie / July 18, 1998
15. Super Mario Bros. / May 28, 1993
16. Double Dragon / November 4, 1994
17. Pokemon 4Ever / July 7, 2001
18. Art of Fighting / December 23, 1993
19. Last Order: Final Fantasy VII / September 14, 2005
20. Like a Dragon: Prologue / March 24, 2006
21. Forbidden Siren / February 9, 2006
22. Sakura Wars: The Movie / December 22, 2001
23. Battle Arena Toshinden / 1996 
24. Pokémon: The Rise of Darkrai / July 14, 2007
25. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider – The Cradle of Life / July 25, 2003
26. Doom / October 21, 2005 (live action) 
27. Pokemon: Jirachi – Wish Maker / July 19, 2003
28. Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within / July 11, 2001
29. Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys / July 17, 2004
30. Galerians: Rion / April 24, 2004
31. Ninja Gaiden / November 22, 1991 
32. Tekken: The Motion Picture / January 21, 1998
33. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation / November 21, 1997 (live action)
34. Animal Crossing / December 16, 2006
35. DOA: Dead or Alive / September 7, 2006
36. Pokemon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea / July 15, 2006
37. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider / June 15, 2001 (live action)
38. Street Fighter Alpha: The Movie / April 26, 2000
39. Super Mario Bros. : Peach-Hime Kyushutsu Dai Sakusen! / July 20, 1986
40. Samurai Spirits 2: Asura Zanmaden / December 22, 1999
41. Sonic the Hedgehog / May 31, 1996
42. Samurai Shodown: The Motion Picture / September 8, 1994
43. Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins / April 11, 1995
44. ZOE: 2167 IDOLO / March 1, 2001
45. Bloodrayne / January 6, 2006
46. Street Fighter Alpha: Generations / October 25, 2005
47. Alone in the Dark / January 28, 2005
48. Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children / September 14, 2005
49. Fatal Fury: The Motion Picture / July 16, 1994
50. Wing Commander / March 12, 1999 (live action)
51. SIN: The Movie / October 24, 2000
52. House of the Dead / October 10, 2003
53. House of the Dead II / October 14, 2005
54. Postal / July 21, 2007