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Movies Ranked

1. Resident Evil / March 15, 2002 (live action)
2. Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie / August 6, 1994
3. Silent Hill / April 21, 2006
4. Mortal Kombat / August 18, 1995 (live action)
5. Street Fighter / December 23, 1994 (live action)
6. Resident Evil: Extinction / September 21, 2007
7. Rampage / April 13, 2018
8. Pokémon 3: The Movie: Entei – Spell of the Unown / March 29, 2001
9. Pokemon: The Movie 2000 / July 17, 1999
10. Resident Evil: Apocalypse / September 10, 2004 (live action)
11. Like A Dragon / March 3, 2007
12. Pokemon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew / July 6, 2005
13. Pokemon: The First Movie / July 18, 1998
14. Pokémon: Arceus and the Jewel of Life / July 18, 2009
15. Pokemon Heroes / July 13, 2002
16. Dead Space: Downfall / October 17, 2008
17. Super Mario Bros. / May 28, 1993
18. Double Dragon / November 4, 1994
19. Pokemon 4Ever / July 7, 2001
20. Art of Fighting / December 23, 1993
21. Last Order: Final Fantasy VII / September 14, 2005
22. Like a Dragon: Prologue / March 24, 2006
23. Tales of Vesperia: The First Strike / October 3, 2009
24. Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva / December 19, 2009
25. Dragon Quest: Your Story / July 16, 2019
26. Forbidden Siren / February 9, 2006
27. Sakura Wars: The Movie / December 22, 2001
28. Battle Arena Toshinden / 1996 
29. Pokémon: The Rise of Darkrai / July 14, 2007
30. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider – The Cradle of Life / July 25, 2003
31. Doom / October 21, 2005 (live action)
32. Street Fighter IV: The Ties That Bind / July 12, 2009 
33. Max Payne / October 17, 2008
34. Hitman / November 21, 2007
35. Pokemon: Jirachi – Wish Maker / July 19, 2003
36. Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within / July 11, 2001
37. Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys / July 17, 2004
38. Galerians: Rion / April 24, 2004
39. Ninja Gaiden / November 22, 1991 
40. Tekken: The Motion Picture / January 21, 1998
41. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation / November 21, 1997 (live action)
42. Pokemon: Giratina and the Sky Warrior / July 19, 2008
43. Animal Crossing / December 16, 2006
44. DOA: Dead or Alive / September 7, 2006
45. Pokemon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea / July 15, 2006
46. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider / June 15, 2001 (live action)
47. Street Fighter Alpha: The Movie / April 26, 2000
48. Super Mario Bros. : Peach-Hime Kyushutsu Dai Sakusen! / July 20, 1986
49. Samurai Spirits 2: Asura Zanmaden / December 22, 1999
50. Sonic the Hedgehog / May 31, 1996
51. Samurai Shodown: The Motion Picture / September 8, 1994
52. Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins / April 11, 1995
53. ZOE: 2167 IDOLO / March 1, 2001
54. Bloodrayne / January 6, 2006
55. Street Fighter Alpha: Generations / October 25, 2005
56. OneChanbara / April 26, 2008
57. Alone in the Dark / January 28, 2005
58. Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children / September 14, 2005
59. Fatal Fury: The Motion Picture / July 16, 1994
60. Wing Commander / March 12, 1999 (live action)
61. OneChanbara: The Movie – Vortex / November 2, 2009
62. Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li / February 27, 2009
63. SIN: The Movie / October 24, 2000
64. House of the Dead / October 10, 2003
65. House of the Dead II / October 14, 2005
66. Postal / July 21, 2007