Look, we cut out like a half an hour of this episode and it’s still long. We tried. There are, unfortunately, some audio issues with popping and fizzle, both technical terms, that Alan claims is “our fault” but we don’t pay him for criticism. Hell, we don’t pay him at all. Rest assured, anything wrong with this podcast is like 99% the Scribes fault. Anyway, we cover some good distance in this one from portmanteaus to cigar bars on Valentine’s Day.