Happy Friday!

Today’s episode is split into two parts: snorting and not snorting.

Snorting:

Multnomah County pauses plan to distribute paraphernalia, including “snorting kits” to fentanyl addicts.

Secret Service closes White House cocaine investigation for lack of physical evidence.

Not snorting:

I am heat wave, call me Cerberus!

“PETA offers rewards for information on stolen chicken truck.”

Have a great weekend!

Jeff

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