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Breakfast With Kid: January 6, 2026 – “Every old fuck needs a podcast.” In a hilariously unfiltered deep dive into the "Young Mind vs. Old Mind" struggle, Kid recounts a recent trip to the eye doctor—an appointment he only attended because his significant other actually wants him to stay alive (weird, right?). What follows is a masterclass in irony: being fitted for bifocals by an employee whose own eyeballs were "rolling around like Muppet googly eyes." From the frustration of being upsold on "lens coatings" to the high-tech allure of Meta-Ray-Bans, Kid grapples with the terrifying reality of becoming a "Grandpa" while still somehow being a magnet for flirtatious checkout clerks.
Inside the Episode:
"This is like going to a running shoe store and the person trying to sell you shoes doesn't have feet. This woman had the Muppet eyeballs at an eye doctor's place... Does this make any goddamn sense to you?"
Don't let the ice storm win. Grab your coffee, ignore the aches in your body, and join Kid A.G. as he navigates the chaos of 2026 with the wisdom of a veteran and the mouth of a sailor.
By Kid GarciaBreakfast With Kid: January 6, 2026 – “Every old fuck needs a podcast.” In a hilariously unfiltered deep dive into the "Young Mind vs. Old Mind" struggle, Kid recounts a recent trip to the eye doctor—an appointment he only attended because his significant other actually wants him to stay alive (weird, right?). What follows is a masterclass in irony: being fitted for bifocals by an employee whose own eyeballs were "rolling around like Muppet googly eyes." From the frustration of being upsold on "lens coatings" to the high-tech allure of Meta-Ray-Bans, Kid grapples with the terrifying reality of becoming a "Grandpa" while still somehow being a magnet for flirtatious checkout clerks.
Inside the Episode:
"This is like going to a running shoe store and the person trying to sell you shoes doesn't have feet. This woman had the Muppet eyeballs at an eye doctor's place... Does this make any goddamn sense to you?"
Don't let the ice storm win. Grab your coffee, ignore the aches in your body, and join Kid A.G. as he navigates the chaos of 2026 with the wisdom of a veteran and the mouth of a sailor.