*Explicit Content Warning for "This Ya Call News?"*

Ms. Scarlet...in the hall...with the rope. Ever wanted to be "in" the game of "Clue"? Opportunity (and motives) await at a Murder Mystery Dinner Theatre near you. Mitch shares his experience with one he recently completed. Bird versus dog, expectorant versus wind, work problem versus home problem, and more are discussed in "Would You Rather?". Wrapping up this episode, Mitch needs a chimney sweep and Jay has tokens for "This, Ya Call News?".