I’m the Mayor of Froggy Bottom

I don’t care about your problems

I just want to use cheap GenAI

To take vacations, on your dime

if you dare and try to expose me

You’ll face my wrath and misery

So don’t be foolish and start problems

We Silence academics in Froggy Bottom

You think you’re smart,

you think you’re cool

You think you know everything

You don’t know the golden rule

Silence is a quiet art

——

Shit my pants

and it smells like fart

you don’t know what I can do

You can meet the teachers but

You’ve never met my crew

I can create any content,

Feedback, essays, experiments

Our software makes it look it’s legit

While YOU work harder to solve it

I don’t see the problem and

Straight up profit, fuck ya!

What you expected some sort of

fuckin education or something?

pay up, bitch!

I’m the Mayor of Froggy Bottom

I don’t care about your problems

I just want to use cheap GenAI

To take vacations, on your dime

if you dare and try to expose me

You’ll face my wrath and misery

So don’t be foolish and start problems

We Silence academics in Froggy Bottom

You think you’re brave, you think you’re bold

You think you can go ahead n break the mold

you don’t know what I can do With GenAI

Maxient, YuJa, allowin me to spy

For profit I track your every interaction,

So if you try and expose me, this is the fact,

I’ll delete the evidence,

And ruin your career,

destroy your request,

And assassinate your reputation!

That’s what you get

for trynna get an education!

From the Mayor of Froggy Bottom

I don’t care about your problems

I just want to rely on GenAI

To take sabbatical, on your dime

if you dare and try to expose me

You’ll face my wrath and misery

So don’t be foolish and start problems

We Silence academics in Froggy Bottom

You think you’re right,

you think you’re fair

You think you can

make me care

But you don’t know

what I can say

With GenAI

and my other teams play

I can Gen anything, any problem and any given

story

To aight (ai-it) like 'your issues ain’t important, I’m sorry

And if you try to challenge me,

then I’ll say

All of your claims

are just defamatory

You’re criminally banned from the premises

and an addition need some serious psychiatry'

My name is Mayor

And I’m here to say

Shit my pants and

I’m staying that way

That's nothing I’m not

Always saying that I am

Fucking poopy in they pants

But they'll never say they shitted

I’m me I’m real

I’m damn authentic

I shit myself cause

I’m an academic

I could’ve taught classes

Educated the masses but

I expelled the masters

Cause I am the doctorate

Of a prolific self shitter

My dookie bottoms

Are the expert!

(uuuggggghhh)