This week we ask who would win in a fight: Thurston Moore or Bobby Gillespie (the answer is probably no one but would be embarrassing to watch). John & Joseph pick through their Discover Weekly playlists, our birthdays are the hard-done-by DJ Spinderella and the late, great Beastie Boy MCA. We discuss American Bandstand, the pop TV show that started them all and Metallica curating the biggest vanity project in history. Finally, the guys try and work around the dichotomy of Brian Eno, one of music's most interesting figures and the time-stopping boredom of listening to his biggest fans.