If you listened live to this show, you were listening to brilliance as it happened.  Floating caskets are creepy, Michael wants to hurt Evelyn, and Evelyn’s sister was left on a pile of AstroTurf.  Evelyn is a bleeding heart who doesn’t want to fry people, Michael wants soldiers to smoke, and kidnapping kids is bad.  The Pope is a douche, pandas should move on to bologna, and the future will bring us hair curlers made of something called “plastic.”

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